The latest open letter to the vanity plate drivers of Chicagoland

Dear FLN GR8,
Your license plate’s a liar when you’re sick.

Dear NAB BUM 1,
Go, cops, go! Nab ‘em!

Dear DA ONLY 1,
And proud of it, 2.

Dear SPRMOM6,
Follow me (and my six kids) to the soccer field … (I’ve got the good snacks.)

Dear KAZ TOO,
Tattoo, kazoo, and Taz the Tazmanian Devil, too?

Dear ABCRMB1,
Where’s your buddy, Fitch? It’s just not the same without him.

Dear JEDI 34,
May the force be with you, Walter Payton.

Dear CU BY BY,
Just wait ‘til next year, Cubby Bear. Because this year? You’re out of the playoffs for sure. So see you! Bye bye!

Dear 1 GO BLU,
Your license plate’s from Illinois, but your message says your heart’s in Michigan. “Hail to the victors …”

Dear SPRFINE,
I thought it was “Superbad” … just sayin’

Dear BBQ JEDI,
May the force be with you … and your marinade!

Dear HI HEELT,
This is the Lieutenant of High Heels, reporting for duty!

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